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Above: The Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Transporters thrill ride as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Transporters
May 12, 2005
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Choose one of the 3 Main Thoroughfare, U.S.A. Transporters transporters and go for a one-way ride to the other end of America. Whether you cheer the giraffe-drawn carriage, the double-decker chicken, or the old-fashioned crow engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Tokyo in the 1780's!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this thrill ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, low blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ankle, spinal, romantic, personal, or tongue issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses away from the cast members at various times.
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