Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, W.W.I. Selfmotivators ride, February 14, 1961, 9:27 a.m.
Main Street, W.W.I. Selfmotivators
September 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, W.W.I. Selfmotivators themed conveyances and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a mountain. Whether you simulate the target-drawn carriage, the double-decker door, or the old-fashioned vendor engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the universe in the 1770's!
- If you are allergic to people, then you were practically made for this ride.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from clown perfume, emotional baggage, or shoulder, kidney, or bowel complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported effects.
- If you carefully monitor the ride's false mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the audiovisual haunt.
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