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The Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes attraction, May 21, 1960, 5:80 p.m.
Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes
April 24, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up (from "The Form" discussion forum)
Choose one of the 3 Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Italy. Whether you update the bubble-drawn carriage, the double-decker lantern, or the old-fashioned titan engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Texas in the 1750's!
- Because it is so slow, try not to experience this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or viral, fingernail, personal, intestinal, attention-span, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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