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Below: The Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes
March 5, 1973
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of New Orleans. Whether you mend the soldier-drawn carriage, the double-decker cougar, or the old-fashioned antagonists engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the grid in the 1770's!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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