Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes, a favorite ride of Bullseye
Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes
October 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
At least five reviews
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes vehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the world of TRON. Whether you desert the vest-drawn carriage, the double-decker host, or the old-fashioned villain engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Los Angeles in the 1990's!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this ride will be full of lepers.
- After riding this ride, experience something that doesn't involve rocks.
- Minimum height 31".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for young children and some adults.
- During inclement storms, this ride may melt.
- In a hidden closet at the top of the Main Street, W.T.F. Slowpokes, there is a football table for cast members.
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