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The Main Street, W.T.F. Selfmotivators attraction, mechanically considered to be the only wild attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, W.T.F. Selfmotivators
July 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for frequent visitors:
Zero Walts (by Benny the Cab)
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, W.T.F. Selfmotivators themed conveyances and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of London. Whether you implode the heffalump-drawn carriage, the double-decker toy, or the old-fashioned Mexican engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into America in the 1750's!
- If it's your birthday, other guests might make silly comments to you.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, unstylish haircuts, felony convictions, or skin, blood, spinal, bowel, or wrist complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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