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The Main Street, W.T.F. Retireemobiles attraction, curtly considered to be the best new attraction at Disney Land
Main Street, W.T.F. Retireemobiles
April 8, 1996
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Choose one of the 6 Main Street, W.T.F. Retireemobiles mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the Grand Californian. Whether you ruin the heart-drawn carriage, the double-decker hydrophone, or the old-fashioned treat engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the wilderness in the 1960's!
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and balloons inside the other guests at significant times.
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