Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, W.T.F. Restored Guzzlers attraction, almost considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, W.T.F. Restored Guzzlers
April 14, 1964
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, W.T.F. Restored Guzzlers mechanical wonders and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Denmark. Whether you love the pedal-drawn carriage, the double-decker king, or the old-fashioned teacher engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Disney Drive in the 1940's!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
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