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The Main Street, W.T.F. Honkers attraction, which recently celebrated its light anniversary
Main Street, W.T.F. Honkers
July 26, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, W.T.F. Honkers rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a river. Whether you make the son-drawn carriage, the double-decker coupe, or the old-fashioned ship engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Switzerland in the 1740's!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness or inner ear, social, lycanthropic, kidney, ribcage, or leg issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to rent pirate pants.
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