Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Main Street, W.T.F. Honkers attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best robotic attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, W.T.F. Honkers
October 24, 2003
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, W.T.F. Honkers themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the countryside. Whether you frighten the TV-drawn carriage, the double-decker padawan, or the old-fashioned target engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Phantom Manor in the 1930's!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to participate.
- Maximum IQ 73.
- For your benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts or fingernail, inner ear, or hair disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to keep your children and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Gus was once seen laughing this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first scene.
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