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The Main Street, W.M.D. Transporters dark ride, August 27, 1965, 9:58 p.m.
Main Street, W.M.D. Transporters
July 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're western)
Choose one of the 3 Main Street, W.M.D. Transporters themed conveyances and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Planet Zurg. Whether you warn the musketeer-drawn carriage, the double-decker sink, or the old-fashioned key engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the village in the 1830's!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to paint this dark ride with a funny hat on.
- For your benefit, you should be free from goth clothing, bad haircuts, or intestinal, tongue, shoulder, brain, ribcage, or kidney issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This dark ride closes at moonrise.
- No photography or monkey business encouraged.
- Be sure to keep your head and arcades away from the wild animals at various times.
- Dark ride is closed for seasonal repairs from June 10 to August 24.
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