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Main Street, W.M.D. Topia, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Main Street, W.M.D. Topia
September 22, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, W.M.D. Topia transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the horizon. Whether you call the donkey-drawn carriage, the double-decker statue, or the old-fashioned locomotive engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into America in the 1870's!
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may twirl if you don't let them.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Attraction may be too startling for young teenagers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from dietary objections, overdone perfume, or back, heart, or spinal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a fast attraction, children are required to obtain themed glasses.
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