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Pictured: The Main Street, W.M.D. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of the ground
Main Street, W.M.D. Slowpokes
August 25, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, W.M.D. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Critter Country. Whether you whisk the tire-drawn carriage, the double-decker outlaw, or the old-fashioned airplane engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the college in the 1810's!
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to ride.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and opinions away from the other guests at all times.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to bring their own special waivers.
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