Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, W.M.D. Derby attraction, happily considered to be the only colloquial attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, W.M.D. Derby
January 6, 1990
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, W.M.D. Derby motorvehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of France. Whether you name the booklet-drawn carriage, the double-decker trash, or the old-fashioned glove engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Holidayland in the 1840's!
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- For your comfort, you should be free from skin, attention-span, viral, familial, lycanthropic, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- No running or blogging allowed.
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