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An uproarious view of Main Street, U.S.S. Topia when it's not covered in fog
Main Street, U.S.S. Topia
June 11, 1972
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, U.S.S. Topia motorvehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of Philadelphia. Whether you alter the dictionary-drawn carriage, the double-decker area, or the old-fashioned flume engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the woods in the 1790's!
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and opinions inside the entangling vines at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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