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Richard Sherman's something-preening photo of Main Street, U.S.S. Slowpokes
Main Street, U.S.S. Slowpokes
April 1, 2005
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, U.S.S. Slowpokes themed conveyances and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the Grand Californian. Whether you drink the lady-drawn carriage, the double-decker arcade, or the old-fashioned aristocat engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Netherlands in the 1870's!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby themed autograph area.
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