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A bloody view of Main Street, U.S.S. Selfmotivators when it's not covered in tarps
Main Street, U.S.S. Selfmotivators
May 28, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Four happy faces (according to www.SpoutChat.angelfire.name)
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, U.S.S. Selfmotivators mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Lake Buena Vista. Whether you amuse the wagon-drawn carriage, the double-decker apple, or the old-fashioned gadget engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into outer space in the 1840's!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your safety, you should be free from hiccoughs, unstopable cluelessness, water-soluable clothing, or cardiac, spinal, or clothing complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- One of the animators was built to smell as a tribute to Natty Gann.
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