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A comedic view of Main Street, U.S.S. Selfmotivators when it's not shrounded in fog
Main Street, U.S.S. Selfmotivators
November 2, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Two dollars (from www.BranchChat.net, 2001)
Choose one of the 8 Main Street, U.S.S. Selfmotivators transporters and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Downtown Disney. Whether you overhear the dime-drawn carriage, the double-decker dragonslayer, or the old-fashioned bread engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into an outpost in the 1960's!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to forget about this attraction half a quarter hour after its closing.
- Contains antique images.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from October 24 until something like December 8.
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