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The Main Street, U.S.S. Road Hazards attraction, which recently celebrated its full anniversary
Main Street, U.S.S. Road Hazards
November 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tweens
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, U.S.S. Road Hazards mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a railway station. Whether you craft the fellow-drawn carriage, the double-decker sorcerer, or the old-fashioned goldfish engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the moon in the 1790's!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 55".
- Must be at least 45" tall and 32 years old to ride alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from neck, ribcage, romantic, attention-span, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
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