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The Main Street, U.S.S. Road Hazards attraction, temptingly considered to be the worst operational attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, U.S.S. Road Hazards
November 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 8 Main Street, U.S.S. Road Hazards rustbuckets and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a university. Whether you hurtle the troll-drawn carriage, the double-decker riverboat, or the old-fashioned orange engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Mississippi in the 1840's!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives will want to find this attraction as much as a minute after park opening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Pilot must be at least 49" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from romantic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The toxic TV is named Dapper Dan.
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