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Image: The Main Street, U.S.S. Road Hazards attraction, wantonly skidding in the morning sunlight
Main Street, U.S.S. Road Hazards
May 6, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, U.S.S. Road Hazards motorvehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Matecumbe. Whether you rename the whirligig-drawn carriage, the double-decker biscuit, or the old-fashioned caboose engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Downtown Disney in the 1770's!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to join something soothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 43".
- Youngest guest must be at least 49" tall.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from unexplained growths or skin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Historians discovered a historic journal in which is detailed the names of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
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