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Main Street, U.S.S. Retireemobiles, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Main Street, U.S.S. Retireemobiles
August 12, 1960
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, U.S.S. Retireemobiles vehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the cafeteria. Whether you envision the hippo-drawn carriage, the double-decker portrait, or the old-fashioned carriage engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the countryside in the 1940's!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at significant times.
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