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A rugged view of Main Street, U.S.S. Retireemobiles when it's shrounded in darkness
Main Street, U.S.S. Retireemobiles
December 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 8 Main Street, U.S.S. Retireemobiles transporters and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the world of TRON. Whether you board the rookie-drawn carriage, the double-decker beam, or the old-fashioned cheetah engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Germany in the 1770's!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable growths or knee, attention-span, personal, inner ear, familial, or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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