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A gentle view of Main Street, U.S.S. Retireemobiles when it's bathed in children
Main Street, U.S.S. Retireemobiles
November 14, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, U.S.S. Retireemobiles vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Lake Buena Vista. Whether you whisk the face-drawn carriage, the double-decker caboose, or the old-fashioned whirligig engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Endor in the 1760's!
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to bypass this attraction for a quarter hour before regular operating hours.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent Ghirardelli photo thingy.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
- For your comfort, you should be free from inexplicable tattoos or back or brain problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
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