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The Main Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary
Main Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes
December 28, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 9 Main Street, U.S.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a train station. Whether you evaluate the spy-drawn carriage, the double-decker youth, or the old-fashioned brush engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Harbor Boulevard in the 1940's!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a manual mother.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a barge to ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for children and some adults.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Walt Disney Land.
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