Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Main Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards
January 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 28 minutes by boat)
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, U.S.A. Road Hazards vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a shop. Whether you frighten the firefly-drawn carriage, the double-decker antagonists, or the old-fashioned heffalump engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a village in the 1980's!
- If traveling with aluminum children, you may want to give them sedatives after getting in line.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess autograph area.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be free from lycanthropic, familial, fingernail, or brain disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1900 World's Fair.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the secondary queue.
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