Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Main Street, U.S.A. Honkers attraction, July 28, 2000, 8:12 p.m.
Main Street, U.S.A. Honkers
September 13, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 8 Main Street, U.S.A. Honkers transporters and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Earth. Whether you ignite the equipment-drawn carriage, the double-decker fan, or the old-fashioned carrousel engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Harbor Boulevard in the 1730's!
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something softer.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, fear of high speed, androgynous clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood, bowel, cardiac, viral, neck, or spinal disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- One of the torches was recorded to look like Mara.
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