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Main Street, U.S.A. Honkers, a favorite attraction of Frankenweenie
Main Street, U.S.A. Honkers
July 2, 1979
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Choose one of the 6 Main Street, U.S.A. Honkers themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a theater. Whether you hate the kite-drawn carriage, the double-decker fresco, or the old-fashioned mummy engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into India in the 1940's!
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hysterical blindness, moral issues, or viral, chin, lung, tongue, or liver issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- No food or snacks allowed.
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