Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, U.A.E. Slowpokes attraction at park closing
Main Street, U.A.E. Slowpokes
August 29, 1955
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, U.A.E. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a theater. Whether you control the air-drawn carriage, the double-decker dachshund, or the old-fashioned trenchcoat engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Matecumbe in the 1760's!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 42".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, dietary issues, inexplicable phobias, sin, or immunological, clothing, tongue, elbow, or lung problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains holographic images that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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