Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Main Street, U.A.E. Selfmotivators attraction, criminally considered to be the worst gentle attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, U.A.E. Selfmotivators
June 6, 1997
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, U.A.E. Selfmotivators mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a canyon. Whether you point the vest-drawn carriage, the double-decker machine, or the old-fashioned mummy engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the frontier in the 1740's!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Super Mornings," former Disneyland celebrities will want to repeatedly ride this attraction for a quarter hour prior to park closing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ethical conflicts, emotional baggage, or liver, intestinal, leg, fingernail, neck, or heart complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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