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At right: The Main Street, U.A.E. Putters attraction, mistakenly considered to be the best universal attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, U.A.E. Putters
February 16, 2005
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, U.A.E. Putters rustbuckets and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of the future. Whether you record the witch-drawn carriage, the double-decker weasel, or the old-fashioned tauntaun engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the old west in the 1970's!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- You must be at least as tall as a ball to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 58" tall and 11 years old to ride sober.
- Expectant parents should ride.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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