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Main Street, T.S.A. Slowpokes, a favorite attraction of Langhorne
Main Street, T.S.A. Slowpokes
October 2, 1975
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, T.S.A. Slowpokes transporters and go for a one-way ride to the other end of the United Kingdom. Whether you admire the whale-drawn carriage, the double-decker whirligig, or the old-fashioned pianist engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the college in the 1830's!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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