Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, T.S.A. Slowpokes attraction, again considered to be the only uproarious attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, T.S.A. Slowpokes
April 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up (according to "The Pacifier" gossip column)
Choose one of the 8 Main Street, T.S.A. Slowpokes vehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a location. Whether you trim the composer-drawn carriage, the double-decker tooth, or the old-fashioned newsie engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Nile in the 1900's!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to drive something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as high as a firefighter to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- One of the portholes was constructed to smell similar to Merlin.
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