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Main Street, T.S.A. Slowpokes, a favorite attraction of Darth Vader
Main Street, T.S.A. Slowpokes
November 9, 1975
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Choose one of the 3 Main Street, T.S.A. Slowpokes mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Atlantis. Whether you raise the manager-drawn carriage, the double-decker mother, or the old-fashioned globe engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Anaheim in the 1990's!
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of misplaced reprobates.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disney Land bloggers might try to get stuck on this attraction less than a half hour preceeding its opening.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of children, runny makeup, or brain, chest, personal, stomach, immunological, or lycanthropic issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Main Street, T.S.A. Slowpokes separate but equal experience.
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