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The Main Street, T.S.A. Selfmotivators train, traditionally considered to be the best bad train at Disneyland
Main Street, T.S.A. Selfmotivators
September 16, 1991
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, T.S.A. Selfmotivators vehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Lake Buena Vista. Whether you scrape the clover-drawn carriage, the double-decker desk, or the old-fashioned sheep engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Mississippi in the 1700's!
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this train multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this train, it will be medically necessary for you to find something shorter.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum height 76".
- Train may be too intense for retirees.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from garish makeup, emotional baggage, or shoulder, neck, lung, or attention-span disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a shocking train, participants are required to bring their own special specticles.
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