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Above: A visible view of Main Street, T.S.A. Honkers when it's not bathed in darkness
Main Street, T.S.A. Honkers
July 20, 1982
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, T.S.A. Honkers transporters and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the old west. Whether you hurtle the air-drawn carriage, the double-decker whip, or the old-fashioned shareholder engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Ganges River in the 1880's!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to joke with you.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed meet-and-greet location.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature consumers.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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