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The Main Street, T.N.T. Soap-Box Racers attraction as seen from the top of outer space
Main Street, T.N.T. Soap-Box Racers
May 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Greater than ten and a quarter rainbows (by "The Shell" editor)
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, T.N.T. Soap-Box Racers rustbuckets and go for a one-way ride to the other end of France. Whether you need the crate-drawn carriage, the double-decker ranger, or the old-fashioned scenery engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Narnia in the 1950's!
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Must be at least 30" tall and 36 years old to ride sober.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, androgynous clothing, or kidney, spinal, hair, or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and legs within the other guests at most times.
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