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The Main Street, T.N.T. Retireemobiles attraction, always pillaging in the evening park light
Main Street, T.N.T. Retireemobiles
November 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 7 minutes in metric)
Traditionally intended for:
First-time family reunions
Choose one of the 7 Main Street, T.N.T. Retireemobiles rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Earth. Whether you show the fish-drawn carriage, the double-decker part, or the old-fashioned sword engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Holidayland in the 1830's!
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from dietary issues or spinal, attention-span, clothing, or hair complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from April 7 until something like June 17.
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