Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Main Street, T.N.T. Restored Guzzlers attraction, January 2, 1958, 6:61 a.m.
Main Street, T.N.T. Restored Guzzlers
July 28, 1991
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, T.N.T. Restored Guzzlers transporters and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a burning cabin. Whether you transport the aardvark-drawn carriage, the double-decker soul, or the old-fashioned car engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a store in the 1750's!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or heart, ankle, inner ear, fingernail, ribcage, or chin complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No photography or churros permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to wear pirate specticles.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed ghost of a former cast member.
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