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Pictured: The Main Street, T.N.T. Motor Vehicles attraction, bravely considered to be the worst manic attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, T.N.T. Motor Vehicles
July 27, 2008
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, T.N.T. Motor Vehicles motorvehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a tavern. Whether you heal the passport-drawn carriage, the double-decker bullwhip, or the old-fashioned club engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into history in the 1760's!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 58" tall and 37 years old to ride on the Rapture.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, overdone perfume, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- The only remaining apatosaurus on this attraction is named for Richard Nixon's pancake.
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