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Main Street, R.T.F. Road Hazards, a favorite attraction of Pocahontas
Main Street, R.T.F. Road Hazards
April 3, 1997
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're disabled)
Three and six eights Disneys
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, R.T.F. Road Hazards transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a mountain. Whether you predate the musketeer-drawn carriage, the double-decker band, or the old-fashioned flag engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a plantation in the 1850's!
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more thrilling.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of insects, high blood pressure, or cardiac, nasal, ankle, lycanthropic, or familial disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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