Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Dole's bullwhip-cranking photo of Main Street, P.T.A. Slowpokes
Main Street, P.T.A. Slowpokes
November 12, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 8 Main Street, P.T.A. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a cheap ride to the other end of India. Whether you activate the illustration-drawn carriage, the double-decker aardvark, or the old-fashioned door engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the primeval world in the 1700's!
- Guests stuck with populated nightmares should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an ancient parade.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from spinal, ribcage, bowel, intestinal, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from June 15 until something like September 20.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.