Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, P.T.A. Honkers attraction during repairs
Main Street, P.T.A. Honkers
October 12, 1963
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, P.T.A. Honkers vehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a school. Whether you free the monkey-drawn carriage, the double-decker wraith, or the old-fashioned balloon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Magic Kingdom in the 1800's!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Below this attraction can be found the expensive initiates-only Casino 29 lounge -- the only place in the park where liquor is served.
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