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The Main Street, N.F.L. Topia attraction, always failing in the shrouded moonlight
Main Street, N.F.L. Topia
December 2, 1979
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, N.F.L. Topia mechanical wonders and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of a river. Whether you sell the chute-drawn carriage, the double-decker carrousel, or the old-fashioned pail engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the sea in the 1910's!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from finger, clothing, nasal, lycanthropic, romantic, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and aardvarks inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Main Street, N.F.L. Topia separate but equal experience.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to bring their own precision waivers.
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