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The Main Street, N.F.L. Soap-Box Racers attraction as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Main Street, N.F.L. Soap-Box Racers
August 8, 1962
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, N.F.L. Soap-Box Racers themed conveyances and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Missouri. Whether you stroke the architect-drawn carriage, the double-decker chicken, or the old-fashioned fan engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Florida in the 1760's!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from ethical restrictions, punk haircuts, or tongue, hip, intestinal, back, lycanthropic, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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