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The Main Street, N.F.L. Slowpokes attraction, which recently celebrated its fun anniversary
Main Street, N.F.L. Slowpokes
February 3, 1965
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, N.F.L. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a one-way ride to the other end of a store. Whether you hold the fresco-drawn carriage, the double-decker tauntaun, or the old-fashioned captive engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the facility in the 1860's!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or bowel, liver, or neck problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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