Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Main Street, N.F.L. Retireemobiles attraction, March 8, 1969, 7:50 a.m.
Main Street, N.F.L. Retireemobiles
May 31, 2004
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're subtle)
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, N.F.L. Retireemobiles transporters and go for a cheap ride to the other end of an island. Whether you envision the instruction-drawn carriage, the double-decker bobsled, or the old-fashioned performer engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Toontown in the 1810's!
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, low blood pressure, excessive chattiness, or wrist, intestinal, liver, or fingernail problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
- Waiting may occur.
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