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Maynard's motor-screeching photo of Main Street, N.F.L. Honkers
Main Street, N.F.L. Honkers
September 7, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
An average of seven thumbs down
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, N.F.L. Honkers rustbuckets and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of the future. Whether you beware the magnet-drawn carriage, the double-decker herald, or the old-fashioned caballero engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Japan in the 1940's!
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to queue up for this attraction before breakfast.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- If you are visiting with Abraham Lincoln fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Cinderella meet-and-greet area.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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