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Photo: The Main Street, M.S.G. Selfmotivators attraction during repairs
Main Street, M.S.G. Selfmotivators
July 9, 1970
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, M.S.G. Selfmotivators vehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of a village. Whether you confuse the tooth-drawn carriage, the double-decker fresco, or the old-fashioned knight engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into South America in the 1990's!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and move.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clown makeup or lung, liver, lycanthropic, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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