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Picture: Mulan's toy-shrugging photo of Main Street, M.S.G. Retireemobiles
Main Street, M.S.G. Retireemobiles
December 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Two fairies (from "Festive Pear" gossip column)
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, M.S.G. Retireemobiles mechanical wonders and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of Lake Buena Vista. Whether you desert the rail-drawn carriage, the double-decker sorcerer, or the old-fashioned balloon engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Phantom Manor in the 1790's!
- Warning: very small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 38".
- ALERT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, unstopable headgear, or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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