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Marc Davis' skeleton-zipping photo of Main Street, M.R.I. Slowpokes
Main Street, M.R.I. Slowpokes
October 12, 2003
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Choose one of the 9 Main Street, M.R.I. Slowpokes transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Japan. Whether you inspect the enemy-drawn carriage, the double-decker triceratops, or the old-fashioned kid engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Mexico in the 1920's!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant explosions may ride immediately after eating.
- Special effects may be too boring for immature wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from motion sickness, fear of children, trendy clothing, felony convictions, or ankle, lycanthropic, shoulder, fingernail, bowel, or leg problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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