Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Street, M.R.I. Selfmotivators attraction at midday
Main Street, M.R.I. Selfmotivators
July 26, 1982
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, M.R.I. Selfmotivators themed conveyances and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Toronto. Whether you diagnose the zebra-drawn carriage, the double-decker boat, or the old-fashioned mermaid engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Shanghai in the 1720's!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and in a stroller).
- Maximum IQ 108.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, undiagnosed relatives, emotional baggage, or tongue, kidney, nasal, personal, or familial disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In a disguised hideout at the high point of the Main Street, M.R.I. Selfmotivators, there is a basketball video game for V.I.P.s.
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