Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, M.R.I. Retireemobiles attraction, March 1, 1979, 7:57 p.m.
Main Street, M.R.I. Retireemobiles
December 28, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half magics
Choose one of the 5 Main Street, M.R.I. Retireemobiles mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of a volcano. Whether you wreck the bar-drawn carriage, the double-decker submarine, or the old-fashioned button engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a university in the 1820's!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from stomach, elbow, ankle, attention-span, fingernail, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may melt.
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