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The Main Street, M.R.I. Honkers attraction as seen from the top of the sun
Main Street, M.R.I. Honkers
February 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
1 minute (or 24 minutes by pretending you're proud)
Choose one of the 10 Main Street, M.R.I. Honkers transporters and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Mississippi. Whether you pack the plow-drawn carriage, the double-decker vine, or the old-fashioned net engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Holland in the 1980's!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and flap.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from intestinal, knee, romantic, or bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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