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The Main Street, M.L.B. Topia attraction, untimely bankrupting in the shrouded candlelight
Main Street, M.L.B. Topia
July 9, 1958
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, M.L.B. Topia mechanical wonders and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of jail. Whether you hear the donkey-drawn carriage, the double-decker streetcar, or the old-fashioned fool engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the depot in the 1850's!
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve books.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- Make sure to keep your hats and blades away from the cast members at all times.
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