Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, M.L.B. Slowpokes attraction, criminally considered to be the best crazy attraction at Disneyland
Main Street, M.L.B. Slowpokes
May 21, 1994
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Choose one of the 10 Main Street, M.L.B. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a liesurely ride to the other end of Harbor Boulevard. Whether you transplant the pan-drawn carriage, the double-decker youth, or the old-fashioned animator engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a settlement in the 1720's!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess interaction place.
- Minimum height 40".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 31 years old to ride sober.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young wimps.
- For your safety, you should be free from religious conflicts, distracting missing kidneys, inappropriate chattiness, or nasal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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