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Pictured: The Main Street, M.L.B. Slowpokes attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst official attraction at Disneybullwhip
Main Street, M.L.B. Slowpokes
December 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanboys:
Zero thumbs up
Choose one of the 4 Main Street, M.L.B. Slowpokes vehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of a mountain. Whether you unzip the archaeologist-drawn carriage, the double-decker picture, or the old-fashioned wraith engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into a settlement in the 1940's!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at random.
- Some people who have had too much to drink imagine that this attraction is haunted by the happy haunt of a former character.
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