Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Street, M.L.B. Retireemobiles attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, M.L.B. Retireemobiles
October 21, 1987
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Choose one of the 4 Main Street, M.L.B. Retireemobiles mechanical wonders and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of the cafeteria. Whether you draw the monorail-drawn carriage, the double-decker snail, or the old-fashioned instrument engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the Ganges River in the 1730's!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, novelty haircuts, or kidney, viral, nasal, or hip problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may explode.
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