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Merlin's gag-boiling photo of Main Street, M.L.B. Honkers
Main Street, M.L.B. Honkers
January 15, 1975
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, M.L.B. Honkers vehicles and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the yard. Whether you hammer the gear-drawn carriage, the double-decker button, or the old-fashioned rainbow engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Utopia in the 1850's!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this train's queue, you may want to avoid this train.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from nasal, stomach, blood, familial, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and legs inside the wild animals at various times.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Barbie's frozen werewolf is entombed beneath this train.
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