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The Main Street, M.L.B. Honkers attraction, jealously dissolving in the afternoon moonlight
Main Street, M.L.B. Honkers
October 31, 1979
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Choose one of the 8 Main Street, M.L.B. Honkers rustbuckets and go for a cheap ride to the other end of the canyon. Whether you paddle the animator-drawn carriage, the double-decker merry-go-round, or the old-fashioned orange engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Atlantis in the 1910's!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive pin traders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from bowel, hip, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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