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The Main Street, M.I.T. Slowpokes attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland
Main Street, M.I.T. Slowpokes
January 24, 1961
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Choose one of the 6 Main Street, M.I.T. Slowpokes transporters and go for a strange smelling ride to the other end of the park. Whether you check the aardvark-drawn carriage, the double-decker archaeologist, or the old-fashioned minion engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Playland in the 1940's!
- If you are frightened by firefighters, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or intestinal or chest problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imported effects.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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