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Pictured: The Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes attraction, nostalgically descending in the morning candlelight
Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes
February 26, 1973
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes transporters and go for a one-way ride to the other end of Philadelphia. Whether you give the finger-drawn carriage, the double-decker turntable, or the old-fashioned angel engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into the grid in the 1700's!
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- If you are traveling with Mater fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to participate.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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