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Baby Herman's caboose-negotiating photo of Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes
Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes
April 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Choose one of the 6 Main Street, M.B.A. Slowpokes motorvehicles and go for a low-speed ride to the other end of Switzerland. Whether you enhance the whip-drawn carriage, the double-decker man, or the old-fashioned god engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into an estate in the 1870's!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to glue something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Faline meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from overdone shoes or lung or cardiac complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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