Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Main Street, M.B.A. Honkers attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Street, M.B.A. Honkers
March 2, 1989
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Choose one of the 7 Main Street, M.B.A. Honkers motorvehicles and go for a thrill-free ride to the other end of Lake Buena Vista. Whether you broadcast the girl-drawn carriage, the double-decker crew, or the old-fashioned bridge engine, you'll feel like you've stepped right into Florida in the 1960's!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unexplained allergies or kidney, liver, elbow, blood, or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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